nosdrinker:

nosdrinker:

nosdrinker:

what if everyone on earth had a boner at the same time

everyone

even women and babies

(via ejacutastic)

michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

(via ejacutastic)

sherbot:

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via ejacutastic)

inbox:

inbox:

I FOUND MY TWIN ON OMEGLE

(via tumblegags)

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

(via growlithed)

hamsterangst:

when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of

(via mclennons)

dirktier:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

(Source: jvnko, via anna47kendrick)